Getting Drunk Does Have Its Benefits |~*~|[Kenpachi One-Shot]|~*~|
Name: Shu Masaki
Age: Around 200 (but she looks 24)
Team: 11th Division
Occupation: Third Lieutenant of the 11th Division
Weapons: Two Katanas
Personality: Usually very calm and gentle, but while in battle, she becomes fierce and strong.
Looks: Black hair and gold eyes
|~*~|[Kenpachi's P.O.V]|~*~|
What was happening to me?
Before she came along, all I really wasthinking about was fighting and recruting strong new members to the 11th Division.
And then she joined.
At first, I paid her about as much mind as I would of any other member of the team, besides Yachiru, Ikkaku, and Yumichika, of course.
But she started being so kind to me, softening me.
And her battle skills! She transofrms from that kind and gentle person she is to a beast when fighting. She took someones head off once during a fight. She's almost as good as me. Very impressive.
And now, even though we hardly ever really spend alot of time together, I can't keep her out of my head. She's in my every thought, in my sight every minute of every day, even in my dreams.
Shu.
Right now, I couldn't see her - she went somewhere to get something to eat. But I wished I could see her right now, see her smiling face, see her slistening golden eyes...
"You miss her, don't you?" Yachiru asked from beside me.
"Hn?" I asked, comming back to reality.
"You miss Shu, don't you Ken-chan?" asked Yachiru.
"W-what are you talking about?" I stammered.
"Oh, c'MON, Ken-chan! It's so obvious! You stare at her non-stopwhen shes near you, and when she's not near you, you look so sad! Even when I said her name just now, you blushed a little bit! Lets face it, Ken-chan! You're in looooove," Yachiru sang.
"Shut up," I hissed to her, angrily, but also embarassed.
She went on like she hadn't heard me. "So, when are you going to tell her?"
"I'm not," I said bluntly.
"You should. You never know. Maybe she might love you back," Yachiru pointed out.
"Just drop it, Yachiru. It's never going to happen, alright?" I growled, and then I got up and walked away, effectively ending the conversation. For once, Yachiru didnt follow. She just sighed and got up off the bench we were sitting on and walked in the other direction.
|~*~|[Yachiru's P.O.V]|~*~|
As I walked away from Kenpachi, a plan had begun to form in my head. I grinned devilishly to myself when I'd finished thinking of it.
Well then, Ken-chan, I thought to myself, if you're not going to tell her, then I'll just have you show her.
I ran down a stone path until I spotted Shu walking my way with some dumplings in her hands.
"Hey, Shu!" I called enthusiastically.
"Hey, Yachiru," she called back, waving with her free hand.
"I have some good news," I sang to her when I was in front of her.
"That's great! What is it?" Shu asked.
"Ken-chan likes you, Shu!" I cried.
Shu's face went from kind to shocked, and her cheeks turned tomato-red. "R-really?" she stuttered.
I grinned. Yes! I thought happily. She loves Ken-chan, too! So there's no way she'd not go for my plan!
"Yeah, he does," I told Shu. "And I can see, from that outrageous blush, that you like him, too! So I've got the perfect way to get you two together!" I crowed.
"How?" Shu pressed excitedly.
I gestured to her to bend down, and when she did, I whispered my plan in her ear. She blushed again when she heard my plan, but there was a light of hopedancing in her eyes.
"I think that just might work! It happens all the time, so why not for us?" Shu was reasoning to herself as she stood back up straight.
"I'll get Baldy (Ikkaku) and Yumichika in on it, too." I told her. "I'll bet they'll go along with it, too. Meet us there at 10:30 pm tonight. Everything should go smoothly if Ken-chan decides to show up."
"Alright. I'll meet you there," Shu promised, and then she walked past me, her cheeks still flaming red.
|~*~|[Later at 10:30 pm That Night]|~*~|
|~*~|[Kenpachi's P.O.V]|~*~|
"I can't believe you guys got me sucked into this," I muttered as Ikkaku and Yumichika dragged me along the sidewalk.
Ikkaku just turned his head to grin at me. "We're doing this for your own good, Kanpachi. You've been so distracted lately, a night to chill is just what you need."
"Yeah. So come and at least try to enjoy yourself," Yumichika said.
I groaned loudly.
Yumichika and Ikkaku both thought I've been really stressed out lately, so they were taking me to their very favorite place to relieve stress.
A bar.
"This isn'tgood. Nothing goodever comes out of getting drunk," I protested as they dragged me through the door of the bar called, 'The Burning Dragon.'
"You can whine all you want to, Kanpachi, but we're not letting you leave until you've releaved your stress," Ikkaku said as he and Yumichika threw me into a stool at the bartenders table.
The bartender was male and he had his back to us for the moment, but I wouldn't've been paying much attention to him regardless. Because, at that moment, I was letting my eyes wander in bordem, and I caught sight of Shu sitting at a table a few feet away from me, wearing a skin-tight dress that showed all her delicate curves, and her breasts and her butt. The dressed matched her eyes exactly, making them shine. She also wore black high heels and black lipstick and eyeliner, and with all that on she was as desirable asa Godess.
And she was staring right back at me.
I couldn't look away even when the bartender asked me what I wanted to drink. To get him to shut up, I just told him, "Gimme whatever Yumichika ordered," without realizingthat Yumichika had orderedsix giant vodka bottles.
BeforeI knew it, the six bottleswere in front of me, all of them popped open. I didn't take my eyes off Shu for a second as I reached for my first bottle and started chugging it down. Then, when I was finished with that, I reached for my second. Then third. Fourth. Fifth. Sixth. Seventh, and the only part of my mind now that wasn't drunk yetrealized that Yumichika had started passing me some of his bottles. Eight. Nineth. Tenth. Eleventh. And twelth.
|~*~|[Shu's P.O.V]|~*~|
I watched as Kenpachi swallowed bottle after bottle of vodka.
Yes! I thought ecstatically. Yachiru's plan is working! Getting him drunk and showing up here in a sexy outfit was the perfect plan. Yachiru's a genius!
I watched him finish the very last bottle of vodka that he accidentily ordered, and saw that now he was truly and unbelieveably drunk. Now, it wastime to make my move.
I stood up, and slowly made my way over to Kenpachi. He was looking at me with lust glazing his eyes now, and I fought back the blush that would've wrecked my confidence.
When I reached him, I smiled confidently, alluringly, and I put my fingertips on his jawline, and stroked them slowly to his chin. I saw him shudder.
"Caught you staring at me, Kenpachi," I whispered.
He smiled back sexily.
"Why don't we... get out of here?" I suggested seductively, and took his hand.
He stood up so fast he was nearly a blur, and I couldn't believe my luck. I knew I wouldn't've have gotten this far if he wasn't so drunk. But, in the morning, would he still act like this?
I wouldn't think of that. I'll just play it out and see how it goes.
Kenpachi and I walked to the nearest hotel, him with his arms wrapped around my waist and kissing my throat the whole time, making me wet my G-string the entire time.
Finally, we were in our hotel room, and as soon as the door closed, Kenpachi turned me to face him, and kissed me passionately on the lips. His lips were rough, wild against mind, and I didn't complain. I knotted my fingers into his black hair as he pushed me toward the bed, and suddenly he was on top of me.
I sighed in contentment as we began.
|~*~|[Lemon Start]|~*~|
He started to move his hands up and down my thighs, massaging them. I moaned into his mouth at his touch, it felt so good. Then, he started moving his left hand down my legs, and then back up again, and it took me a second to figure out that he was reaching up under my dress. With his right hand, he was reaching for my back, going for the zipper of my dress. He unzipped my dress quickly and started sliding the straps off of my shoulders, but I didn't really mind, as I wasn't really paying attention. I was only paying attention to the way it made me feel while he touched me, my skin, my hair, his lips against my lips...
Suddenly, my dress was off, leaving me only in my strapless bra, my high heels,and my thong.
Kenpachi pulled back and licked his lips when he looked at me, and of course I flushed cherry-red.
And then I felt a sudden wave of confidence overpower me, and I flipped him over, taking control for the moment. He appeared to be too drunk to react accordingly as I removed his clothes and threw them in unimportant parts of the room. The only thing left on him now was his bokers, and I could both see and feel the GYNORMOUS bulge sticking out of his boxers and onto my thigh. I didn't think he'd be able to fit all of that inside me.
He poked his bulge into my thigh once more, and I couldn't hold back a serious moan of pleasure. It was amazing at how my need for him had doubled because of that little poke.
"K-kenpachi..." I whimpered.
He smirked drunkenly, but still sexily, at me, and then he flipped me back over. He placed his hands on my chest to remove my bra (which unhooks from the front). Then, when my naked breats were in fully view, he bent his head down to suck on one nipple. I moaned loudly in pure ecstacy. He kissed my throat again and went all the way down from there to my chest to my stomach, all the way down, leaving hot, pleasing kisses in a line down my torso,until he was at my thong, and that's when he stop.
I growled. "Quit teasing me, Kenpachi!"
Kenpachi chuckled, but he quickly kicked off his boxers as you kicked off your heels. And then,he removed my thong.
He slid his tounge inside myclit, and I gasped at the new sensation flooding through me. He ate my pussy in so many different ways that in minutes Icould feel myself close to my climax. That's when he stopped, and he climbed on top of me before I could protest. Then, he jammed himself into me.
I gasped loudly in pleasure, since there was no pain because I wasn't a virgin (why would I be? I'm nearly 200 for cryin' out loud!!!). Kenpachi started to rock his hips against mine, pumping in and out of me, and it wasn't long before I was moaning his name aloud. He was panting and groaning with intense pleasure, too. I could feel the knot in the pit of my stomach get tighter and tighter each time he slammed his enormous dick into me, and suddenly, it snapped, and I came.
"KENPACHI!" I screamed aloud, and then I felt him shoot his seed into me.
But I wasn't done.
I flipped him over, his shaft still inside me, and I started grind my hips against his, and he groaned loudly in pleasure. I grinded harder and harder each second, and, for the second time today, I felt him shoot his seed into me. I came just a few moments after that.
|~*~|[Lemon End]|~*~|
I collapsed on top of his broad chest, and he wound his arms around me. I could smell his rancid, alchohal breath, but it didn't strip the joy from the moment.Seconds later, I could hear him snoring, and I sank into unconciousness just moments afterward.
|~*~|[A Few Hours Later]|~*~|
|~*~|[Kenpachi's P.O.V]|~*~|
I started waking up slowly, my vision a blur, with a killer headache. I couldn't remember anything that happened earlier. I turned my head, I saw a clock that read 3:00 AM. As my vision came to me, I saw I was in a hotel room, and I could feel that I was naked.
And I could also see that I was not alone.
I saw Shu's perfect face resting on my chest, looking completely exhausted and content, a small smile upon her lips. My arms were around her waist, and she sighed happily in her sleep.
The shock was almost as strong as the joy to finally having her in my arms. I couldn't remember how it happened, but now, Shu was mine.
Not wanting to disturb the moment, I layed my head carefully back against the pillow, and went back to sleep with her in my arms.
|~*~|[A Few Months Later]|~*~|
"Do you, Kenpachi Zaraki, take Shu Masaki, to be your lawfully wedded wife?" the Wedding Minister asked.
"I do," I said, without hesitating.
"And do you, Shu Masaki, take-"
"If I didn't, I wouldn't be here. Yes, I do." Shu said, cutting him off, staring straight into my eyes.
The minister chuckled, and said, "Then by the power vested in my, I now pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride," the Minister said, and I cradled Shu's face in my hands and I leaned down to kis her. Cheers erupted from the watching audience, and I think I could even hear Yachiru crying over all the noise.
When I pulled away, I took Shu's hand, and we ran down the aisle, passing all of our friends and family as we ran.
And I had thought of something as we made our way to the reception.
"Hmmm," I muttered, thinking.
"What is it?" Shu asked, smiling.
I looked down at her and grinned. "Getting drunk actually does have it's benefits."
Age: Around 200 (but she looks 24)
Team: 11th Division
Occupation: Third Lieutenant of the 11th Division
Weapons: Two Katanas
Personality: Usually very calm and gentle, but while in battle, she becomes fierce and strong.
Looks: Black hair and gold eyes
|~*~|[Kenpachi's P.O.V]|~*~|
What was happening to me?
Before she came along, all I really wasthinking about was fighting and recruting strong new members to the 11th Division.
And then she joined.
At first, I paid her about as much mind as I would of any other member of the team, besides Yachiru, Ikkaku, and Yumichika, of course.
But she started being so kind to me, softening me.
And her battle skills! She transofrms from that kind and gentle person she is to a beast when fighting. She took someones head off once during a fight. She's almost as good as me. Very impressive.
And now, even though we hardly ever really spend alot of time together, I can't keep her out of my head. She's in my every thought, in my sight every minute of every day, even in my dreams.
Shu.
Right now, I couldn't see her - she went somewhere to get something to eat. But I wished I could see her right now, see her smiling face, see her slistening golden eyes...
"You miss her, don't you?" Yachiru asked from beside me.
"Hn?" I asked, comming back to reality.
"You miss Shu, don't you Ken-chan?" asked Yachiru.
"W-what are you talking about?" I stammered.
"Oh, c'MON, Ken-chan! It's so obvious! You stare at her non-stopwhen shes near you, and when she's not near you, you look so sad! Even when I said her name just now, you blushed a little bit! Lets face it, Ken-chan! You're in looooove," Yachiru sang.
"Shut up," I hissed to her, angrily, but also embarassed.
She went on like she hadn't heard me. "So, when are you going to tell her?"
"I'm not," I said bluntly.
"You should. You never know. Maybe she might love you back," Yachiru pointed out.
"Just drop it, Yachiru. It's never going to happen, alright?" I growled, and then I got up and walked away, effectively ending the conversation. For once, Yachiru didnt follow. She just sighed and got up off the bench we were sitting on and walked in the other direction.
|~*~|[Yachiru's P.O.V]|~*~|
As I walked away from Kenpachi, a plan had begun to form in my head. I grinned devilishly to myself when I'd finished thinking of it.
Well then, Ken-chan, I thought to myself, if you're not going to tell her, then I'll just have you show her.
I ran down a stone path until I spotted Shu walking my way with some dumplings in her hands.
"Hey, Shu!" I called enthusiastically.
"Hey, Yachiru," she called back, waving with her free hand.
"I have some good news," I sang to her when I was in front of her.
"That's great! What is it?" Shu asked.
"Ken-chan likes you, Shu!" I cried.
Shu's face went from kind to shocked, and her cheeks turned tomato-red. "R-really?" she stuttered.
I grinned. Yes! I thought happily. She loves Ken-chan, too! So there's no way she'd not go for my plan!
"Yeah, he does," I told Shu. "And I can see, from that outrageous blush, that you like him, too! So I've got the perfect way to get you two together!" I crowed.
"How?" Shu pressed excitedly.
I gestured to her to bend down, and when she did, I whispered my plan in her ear. She blushed again when she heard my plan, but there was a light of hopedancing in her eyes.
"I think that just might work! It happens all the time, so why not for us?" Shu was reasoning to herself as she stood back up straight.
"I'll get Baldy (Ikkaku) and Yumichika in on it, too." I told her. "I'll bet they'll go along with it, too. Meet us there at 10:30 pm tonight. Everything should go smoothly if Ken-chan decides to show up."
"Alright. I'll meet you there," Shu promised, and then she walked past me, her cheeks still flaming red.
|~*~|[Later at 10:30 pm That Night]|~*~|
|~*~|[Kenpachi's P.O.V]|~*~|
"I can't believe you guys got me sucked into this," I muttered as Ikkaku and Yumichika dragged me along the sidewalk.
Ikkaku just turned his head to grin at me. "We're doing this for your own good, Kanpachi. You've been so distracted lately, a night to chill is just what you need."
"Yeah. So come and at least try to enjoy yourself," Yumichika said.
I groaned loudly.
Yumichika and Ikkaku both thought I've been really stressed out lately, so they were taking me to their very favorite place to relieve stress.
A bar.
"This isn'tgood. Nothing goodever comes out of getting drunk," I protested as they dragged me through the door of the bar called, 'The Burning Dragon.'
"You can whine all you want to, Kanpachi, but we're not letting you leave until you've releaved your stress," Ikkaku said as he and Yumichika threw me into a stool at the bartenders table.
The bartender was male and he had his back to us for the moment, but I wouldn't've been paying much attention to him regardless. Because, at that moment, I was letting my eyes wander in bordem, and I caught sight of Shu sitting at a table a few feet away from me, wearing a skin-tight dress that showed all her delicate curves, and her breasts and her butt. The dressed matched her eyes exactly, making them shine. She also wore black high heels and black lipstick and eyeliner, and with all that on she was as desirable asa Godess.
And she was staring right back at me.
I couldn't look away even when the bartender asked me what I wanted to drink. To get him to shut up, I just told him, "Gimme whatever Yumichika ordered," without realizingthat Yumichika had orderedsix giant vodka bottles.
BeforeI knew it, the six bottleswere in front of me, all of them popped open. I didn't take my eyes off Shu for a second as I reached for my first bottle and started chugging it down. Then, when I was finished with that, I reached for my second. Then third. Fourth. Fifth. Sixth. Seventh, and the only part of my mind now that wasn't drunk yetrealized that Yumichika had started passing me some of his bottles. Eight. Nineth. Tenth. Eleventh. And twelth.
|~*~|[Shu's P.O.V]|~*~|
I watched as Kenpachi swallowed bottle after bottle of vodka.
Yes! I thought ecstatically. Yachiru's plan is working! Getting him drunk and showing up here in a sexy outfit was the perfect plan. Yachiru's a genius!
I watched him finish the very last bottle of vodka that he accidentily ordered, and saw that now he was truly and unbelieveably drunk. Now, it wastime to make my move.
I stood up, and slowly made my way over to Kenpachi. He was looking at me with lust glazing his eyes now, and I fought back the blush that would've wrecked my confidence.
When I reached him, I smiled confidently, alluringly, and I put my fingertips on his jawline, and stroked them slowly to his chin. I saw him shudder.
"Caught you staring at me, Kenpachi," I whispered.
He smiled back sexily.
"Why don't we... get out of here?" I suggested seductively, and took his hand.
He stood up so fast he was nearly a blur, and I couldn't believe my luck. I knew I wouldn't've have gotten this far if he wasn't so drunk. But, in the morning, would he still act like this?
I wouldn't think of that. I'll just play it out and see how it goes.
Kenpachi and I walked to the nearest hotel, him with his arms wrapped around my waist and kissing my throat the whole time, making me wet my G-string the entire time.
Finally, we were in our hotel room, and as soon as the door closed, Kenpachi turned me to face him, and kissed me passionately on the lips. His lips were rough, wild against mind, and I didn't complain. I knotted my fingers into his black hair as he pushed me toward the bed, and suddenly he was on top of me.
I sighed in contentment as we began.
|~*~|[Lemon Start]|~*~|
He started to move his hands up and down my thighs, massaging them. I moaned into his mouth at his touch, it felt so good. Then, he started moving his left hand down my legs, and then back up again, and it took me a second to figure out that he was reaching up under my dress. With his right hand, he was reaching for my back, going for the zipper of my dress. He unzipped my dress quickly and started sliding the straps off of my shoulders, but I didn't really mind, as I wasn't really paying attention. I was only paying attention to the way it made me feel while he touched me, my skin, my hair, his lips against my lips...
Suddenly, my dress was off, leaving me only in my strapless bra, my high heels,and my thong.
Kenpachi pulled back and licked his lips when he looked at me, and of course I flushed cherry-red.
And then I felt a sudden wave of confidence overpower me, and I flipped him over, taking control for the moment. He appeared to be too drunk to react accordingly as I removed his clothes and threw them in unimportant parts of the room. The only thing left on him now was his bokers, and I could both see and feel the GYNORMOUS bulge sticking out of his boxers and onto my thigh. I didn't think he'd be able to fit all of that inside me.
He poked his bulge into my thigh once more, and I couldn't hold back a serious moan of pleasure. It was amazing at how my need for him had doubled because of that little poke.
"K-kenpachi..." I whimpered.
He smirked drunkenly, but still sexily, at me, and then he flipped me back over. He placed his hands on my chest to remove my bra (which unhooks from the front). Then, when my naked breats were in fully view, he bent his head down to suck on one nipple. I moaned loudly in pure ecstacy. He kissed my throat again and went all the way down from there to my chest to my stomach, all the way down, leaving hot, pleasing kisses in a line down my torso,until he was at my thong, and that's when he stop.
I growled. "Quit teasing me, Kenpachi!"
Kenpachi chuckled, but he quickly kicked off his boxers as you kicked off your heels. And then,he removed my thong.
He slid his tounge inside myclit, and I gasped at the new sensation flooding through me. He ate my pussy in so many different ways that in minutes Icould feel myself close to my climax. That's when he stopped, and he climbed on top of me before I could protest. Then, he jammed himself into me.
I gasped loudly in pleasure, since there was no pain because I wasn't a virgin (why would I be? I'm nearly 200 for cryin' out loud!!!). Kenpachi started to rock his hips against mine, pumping in and out of me, and it wasn't long before I was moaning his name aloud. He was panting and groaning with intense pleasure, too. I could feel the knot in the pit of my stomach get tighter and tighter each time he slammed his enormous dick into me, and suddenly, it snapped, and I came.
"KENPACHI!" I screamed aloud, and then I felt him shoot his seed into me.
But I wasn't done.
I flipped him over, his shaft still inside me, and I started grind my hips against his, and he groaned loudly in pleasure. I grinded harder and harder each second, and, for the second time today, I felt him shoot his seed into me. I came just a few moments after that.
|~*~|[Lemon End]|~*~|
I collapsed on top of his broad chest, and he wound his arms around me. I could smell his rancid, alchohal breath, but it didn't strip the joy from the moment.Seconds later, I could hear him snoring, and I sank into unconciousness just moments afterward.
|~*~|[A Few Hours Later]|~*~|
|~*~|[Kenpachi's P.O.V]|~*~|
I started waking up slowly, my vision a blur, with a killer headache. I couldn't remember anything that happened earlier. I turned my head, I saw a clock that read 3:00 AM. As my vision came to me, I saw I was in a hotel room, and I could feel that I was naked.
And I could also see that I was not alone.
I saw Shu's perfect face resting on my chest, looking completely exhausted and content, a small smile upon her lips. My arms were around her waist, and she sighed happily in her sleep.
The shock was almost as strong as the joy to finally having her in my arms. I couldn't remember how it happened, but now, Shu was mine.
Not wanting to disturb the moment, I layed my head carefully back against the pillow, and went back to sleep with her in my arms.
|~*~|[A Few Months Later]|~*~|
"Do you, Kenpachi Zaraki, take Shu Masaki, to be your lawfully wedded wife?" the Wedding Minister asked.
"I do," I said, without hesitating.
"And do you, Shu Masaki, take-"
"If I didn't, I wouldn't be here. Yes, I do." Shu said, cutting him off, staring straight into my eyes.
The minister chuckled, and said, "Then by the power vested in my, I now pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride," the Minister said, and I cradled Shu's face in my hands and I leaned down to kis her. Cheers erupted from the watching audience, and I think I could even hear Yachiru crying over all the noise.
When I pulled away, I took Shu's hand, and we ran down the aisle, passing all of our friends and family as we ran.
And I had thought of something as we made our way to the reception.
"Hmmm," I muttered, thinking.
"What is it?" Shu asked, smiling.
I looked down at her and grinned. "Getting drunk actually does have it's benefits."
